Pops' Punch Sandwich

2 slices bread
Slather 1 slice generously (using a spatula) with:
Peanut Butter
and the other slice with:
Jam

Slap slices together with gusto. Place/toss sandwich in front of child (on plate or directly on counter-top). Finally, take fist and punch sandwich solidly in the middle creating severe squashing and faint knuckle marks.

*Optional: Use pizza cutter and have at it--don't stop until each piece resembles a small, unknown geometrical shape.

Voila! Punch Sandwich, courtesy of Pops.