After he's ascertained that you are, indeed, fine with goat, sheep, or cow, he'll pull you over to a little nook in the massive display and tell you in no uncertain terms, "Luv, this be the one for you today. Pair it with these rosemary date crackers and a nice glass of Merlot and you've yourself a winna'."
It's very convincing. I think the British accent helps.
At that very moment of ambrosial bliss, he passed by. I physically assaulted him and once he was in my clutches I begged him to give me some of this cheese for my very own. He did.
That night, I fed the kids mac & cheese out of the box and Pops and I had a feast. Luxury. Sheer luxury.
**On the hunt for yourself? Here's the name on the label: "Cremeux De Bourgogne Delin."