Little Laughs

No, Jane. We aren't taking baths tonight.
(with a dejected look) But Mama, we are very stinky puppies!
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Jane, you are funny.
No I'm not.

You aren't? What are you, then?

I'm Jane ... and I'm just cute.
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Jane, that is very dirty. It goes in the toilets. Please don't put that on your head again.
Okay. I won't plunge me anymore.